Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual)
Uncle John's Actual and Factual Bathroom Reader (Uncle
It’s an actual fact—Uncle John is the most entertaining thing in the bathroom!Uncle John and his team of devoted researchers are back again with an all-new collection of weird news stories, odd historical events, dubious “scientific” theories, jaw-dropping lists, and more. This entertaining 31st anniversary edition contains 512 pages of all-new articles that will appeal to readers everywhere. Pop culture, history, dumb crooks, and other actual and factual tidbits are packed onto every page of this book. Inside, you’ll find . . .Dogs and cats who ran for political officeThe bizarre method people in Victorian England used to resuscitate drowning victimsThe man who met his future pet—a stray dog—while running across the Gobi DesertSearching for Planet X—the last unknown planet in our solar systemTwantrums—strange Twitter rants that had disastrous effectsThe true story of Boaty McBoatfaceAnd much more!
- ASIN: 168412493X
Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book (50012)
Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book
Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve - so Knock Knock invented their own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite visitors to express themselves fully at the table or on the throne, with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Knock Knock was founded in 2002 by Jen Bilik with the mission of creating witty, design-driven gift products and books, along with anything else that might strike the Knock Knock fancy. Our products aspire to bring humor, function, organization, and aesthetics to everyday life. We believe that people are intelligent enough to appreciate wit, wordplay, and conceptual thought. Whether we re producing sticky notes or a volume of thoroughly researched nonfiction, we strive not to dumb down as we create. Our sensibility remains proudly distinct.
- Color: Bathroom
- Brand: Knock Knock
- ASIN: 1601064527
- UPC: 825703500127
Uncle John's OLD FAITHFUL 30th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)
Uncle John's OLD FAITHFUL 30th Anniversary Bathroom Reader
Celebrate the big 3-0 with this thrilling 30th edition of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader—and cheers to 30 more!What's even more trusty and awe-inspiring than Old Faithful, the Yellowstone geyser that erupts 17 times a day? Uncle John and the Bathroom Readers' Institute! Every year for the past three decades, Uncle John and his team of tireless researchers have delivered an epic tome packed with thousands of fascinating factoids. And now this extra-special 30th anniversary edition has everything you've come to expect from the BRI, and more! It's stuffed with 512 pages of all-new articles sure to please everyone, from our longtime readers to newbies alike. You'll get the scoop on the latest "scientific" studies, weird world news, surprising history, and obscure facts. Here's just a sampling of what's in store: From foe to friend: presidential rivals who are buddies now What you never thought to do with those old CDs you have lying around Saddam Hussein revealed…and it's not pretty James Bond author Ian Fleming and his most titillating book titles The creepiest murderabilia that no one would want…except these people The origins of Project Gutenberg and its free e-books All-new editions of our most popular series, including Terrible Typos, Phrase Origins, and You Call Thi...
- ASIN: 1684120861
How to Fight A Bear...and Win: And 72 Other Real Survival Tips We Hope You'll Never Need (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)
How to Fight A Bear...and Win: And 72
For more than 25 years, Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader has helped readers learn amazing things. Now, Uncle John shows you how to do things you didn’t know how to do . . . and probably should never, never, never actually do, unless you’re in a survival situation and really, really, really need to. Uncle John’s How to Fight a Bear and Win is a new approach to survival guides and how-to books. This book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make-do in any rugged terrain. But if you’re expecting "how to start a fire," think again. This isn’t the kind of book that tells you how to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together it tells you how to make a fire using a car battery.It also tells you: How to swing from a vine like Tarzan How to land an airplane in an emergency How to fight a bear . . . and win How to perform emergency surgery in the woods How to identify what insects you can and cannot eatAnd lots, lots more.
- Brand: Portable Press
- ASIN: 1626864217
Uncle John's Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual)
Uncle John's Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader
The Bathroom Reader turns 25! Uncle John is celebrating this historic milestone with his biggest all-new edition ever--more than 600 pages of absorbing material!2012 ForeWord Reviews Book of the Year Awards, Honorable Mention in Humor Category2013 IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award Gold Winner in Humor "Fully Loaded" is putting it mildly. This behemoth of a book is overflowing with incredible stories, surprising facts, weird news, little-known origins, forgotten history, fun wordplay, and everything else that millions of loyal fans have come to expect from the world's best-selling bathroom reading series. As always, it's divided by length: quickies for the reader on the go, medium-sized articles for those with a few minutes to spare, and extra-long pieces for those truly leg-numbing experiences. Here are just a few of the hundreds of topics loaded into this edition of America's favorite "on the go" source of fascinating information:* Forgotten Firsts* Dumb Crooks: Stoner Edition* Bizarre Japanese Video Games* The Kamikaze Instruction Manual* Our Lady of the Little Green Men* The Worst Fire in American History* The World's Worst Business Decision* The New Years Eve Opossum Drop* Do Blondes Really Have More Fun?* Failed Doomsday Predictions * When Toilets Explode* And much...
- ASIN: 1607105624
- UPC: 890623557117
1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader
1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out
Fact: Chocolate contains the alkaloid theobromine, which in high doses can be toxic to humans, and in even small amounts can kill dogs, parrots, horses, and cats.This means that despite its name, the Kit-Kat candy bar is not a recommended snack for your kitty-cat. I wonder how many cats have died because of this confusion.Fact: The most germ-laden place on your toilet isn't the seat or even the bowl--it's the handle.The solution: Don't flush. Let the next guy worry about it.There are "just the facts"--and then there are just the facts that will frighten the bejeezus out of you. And thanks to this little gem of a bathroom book, you'll never look at the world the same way again, without, er, dry heaving a little bit.From the sneaky fish that can swim up our genitals to the E. coli bacteria lurking in the very water we drink, disturbing phenomena are everywhere we turn. Educational, entertaining, and undeniably horrifying, this book isn't guaranteed to help you, um, go to the bathroom, but it's certain to make your time there more...informed.
- Brand: Adams Media Corporation
- ASIN: 1605506249
- UPC: 045079106246
Sh*ts and Giggles: The Ultimate Bathroom Joke Book
Sh*ts and Giggles: The Ultimate Bathroom Joke
Get your sh*ts and giggles from this hilarious all-in-one joke, trivia, and riddle collection!A hilarious collection of one-liners, funny trivia, riddles, and laugh-out-loud jokes for adults, Sh*ts & Giggles is the bathroom book the world needs. With hundreds of ways to make you laugh while you’re otherwise indisposed, Sh*ts and Giggles will be the must-have “loo lit” book on the market.
- ASIN: 1250164109
The Great American Bathroom Book, Volume 1: Summaries of All-Time Great Books
The Great American Bathroom Book, Volume 1: Summaries
With over 1 million copies sold, The Great American Bathroom Book(also published as Passing Time in the Loo-Volume 1 and A Touch of Classics-Volume 1) is the perfect companion for the burgeoning intellect on the go. Whether you're an avid reader in need of a refresher course or a novice who wouldn't know his Longfellow from his Dickens, The Great American Bathroom Book: Volume 1 provides nearly 120 comprehensive summaries and thought-provoking commentaries on the literary world's finest classics.By offering a unique combination of intellect and efficiency, The Great American Bathroom Book provides you with the perfect opportunity to obtain a wealth of knowledge while only sacrificing a tiny portion of your time. In one short trip to the lavatory you can learn the intricacies of Henry David Thoreau's Walden or John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men. Finally, your days of answering, "Maybe we should split some nachos" to a question like "Who's your favorite character in To Kill a Mockingbird?" will be over.From historical sagas like A Tale of Two Cities to the intriguing epic The Great Gatsby, The Great American Bathroom Book is an efficiently entertaining way to condense countless hours of reading into immediate, practical knowledge. More than just an amazing collection of literary sum...
- ASIN: B004SHNUPS
Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School.
Fucking History: 52 Lessons You Should Have Learned
If you disliked learning about history in school, it's because you didn't have a teacher like this. Intelligent, brutally honest, and crude — learning about history doesn't suck when you're learning from The Captain. Each of his 52 lessons bridges the gap between history and everyday life with relatable topics and an outlook that can only be described as "slightly f'd up."
- ASIN: 0692795367
Thoughts For The Throne: The Ultimate Bathroom Book of Useless Information
Thoughts For The Throne: The Ultimate Bathroom Book
Trivia fans who find themselves with a little free time can ponder these questions (and more): Why is the sky blue? Why is a left-handed pitcher known as a southpaw? When did it first become offensive to extend the middle finger? Why are diamonds measured in carats? What makes stainless steel stainless? Why does a Mexican jumping bean jump? What is a best boy, a key grip, and a gaffer? "Thoughts for the Throne" includes over 200 explanations of the answers to the not-so-important questions in life. Chockful of fascinating trivia facts and anecdotes, this entertaining book deserves a place in every bathroom.
- ASIN: 080651650X
Maad Bathroom Guest Book - Funny Housewarming Gift, Hostess Gift, or White Elephant Gift Idea
Maad Bathroom Guest Book - Funny Housewarming Gift,
Maad Brands takes enjoying that personal time to the next level! What better way to express yourself while you 'get the job done' than having all of your favorite family and friends write what what is really on their minds! Each beautifully hilarious page is filled with rating scales including 'Seat Comfort, Cell/Wifi Reception, "Paper Quality" and more. To add to the fun, we included a "During Your Visit.." checkbox of hilarious actions including "Inspect Your Teeth For Food", "Check Out Your Butt In The Mirror" and even "Check Your Fly for Openness". As fully as the pages are blank, we are sure your loved ones will fill them with humor and fun!We know you want one of these for each bathroom in the house! But what about your friends, family and coworkers? Each hardcover book is designed to look elegant and class while remaining hilariously 'dirty'! Makes an ideal Christmas Gift, White Elephant Gift, Birthday or Anniversary Present and of course, the best Housewarming Gift that anyone could ever want!Unlike other companies, Maad Brands always provides each customer with a 100% customer satisfaction guarantee. We know that life is crazy enough. We take the hassle out of returns and make sure you are happy, or your money back! There is truly nothing to lose!Click "Add To Cart" to...
- Brand: Maad
- ASIN: B07H7SDXV6
- UPC: 638126553188
The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You (Funny Bathroom Books, Health Books, Humor Books)
The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You (Funny
The #1 book about going #2 is back in a bigger, thicker package for a whole new generation of curious readers.Includes more than 40 descriptions of two dozen types of poo: The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You celebrates ten years of providing you with loads of facts about your bathroom health. This funny bathroom book takes an ultimately embarrassing and not-talked-about topic and turns it into a hilariously informative resource that is great for casual reading while in the loo. Features over 40 descriptions of poo, plus sidebars, medical explanations, and loads of engrossing fun facts. Did you know animal dropping have specific names? This book is more than just toilet talk. It also includes facts about poo in the wild, what it means when you have "pungent pee," and so much more. The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You hardcover edition is printed in two-color with a new author introduction.Flush with poo knowledge backed by real professionals, it is not just entertaining to browse—The Complete What's Your Poo Telling You actually contains relevant information for you to keep stored away. The hardcover edition is a must-have gift for any bowel-movement obsessed loved one. Josh Richman has an MBA from Stanford University and lives in the San Francisco Bay Area.Anish Shet...
- Color: brown
- Brand: CHRONICLE BOOKS/ HACHETTE
- ASIN: 145217007X
The Unauthorized Donald Trump Bathroom Book: Take your next dump with President Trump
The Unauthorized Donald Trump Bathroom Book: Take your
A hilarious look at Donald Trump's life and his presidency meant to be enjoyed in the bathroom. Readers will learn more about Trump and his 3 wives in a fun and funny way. It's a great gift for people who are not fond of The Donald. There are crossword puzzles, word searches and quizzes that will make you laugh and remind you of what a disaster Donald Trump is to the U.S. Presidency. Plus, whole sections about Trump's most absurd Tweets and quotes.
- ASIN: 1731325576
Strange History (Strange Series)
Strange History (Strange
Whether it’s B.C. or A.D., you’ll be wondering WTF!This exciting title from the folks at the Bathroom Readers' Institute contains the strangest short history articles from over 30 Bathroom Readers—along with 50 all-new pages. From the 20th century to the Old West, from the Age of Enlightenment to the Dark Ages, from ancient cultures all the way back to the dawn of time, Strange History is overflowing with mysterious artifacts, macabre legends, kooky inventions, reality-challenged rulers, boneheaded blunders, and mind-blowing facts. Read about…The curse of MacbethStupid history: Hollywood styleThe secret LSD experiments of the 1960sIn search of the lost “Cloud People” of PeruThe Swedish queen who declared war on fleasUnearthing the past with the Outhouse DetectivesThe Apollo astronaut who swears he saw a UFOHow to brew a batch of 5,000-year-old beerThe brutal bloodbaths at Rome’s ColiseumGhostly soup from ancient ChinaThe bathroom of the 1970s And much, much more!
- Brand: Bathroom Readers Institute
- ASIN: 1626865833
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Bathroom Guest Book: Funny, Unique House Warming Gift Guests Will Love
Bathroom Guest Book: Funny, Unique House Warming Gift
Would Poop Here Again: Bathroom Guest Book: Funny, Unique House Warming Gift Guests Will Love: 8.25x6 Inches, 102 Custom Pages This beautiful bathroom guestbook is a fun and trendy way to entertain guests who visit and spend time in your bathroom. Each page welcomes your guest and has several tick boxes for them to check, including: sign in, play with your phone?, inspect your teeth for food?, mess with your hair?, check out your butt in the mirror?, I talk to myself on the toilet?, I take restroom selfies?, read through this entire guest book?, etc. Also a place to doodle and a space to write thoughts inspired by sitting on the throne and your favorite name for this bathroom. You will never wonder who has been a special visitor in your bathroom, now you’ll know! You will simply enjoy reading all the comments left behind in this stylish journal with many, many prompts. Give your guests something fun to do and interesting to read as they “get shit done”. Makes a perfect novelty gift for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, relative, friend, family, coworker, gag gift or retirement. Fun for events or a party. Paperback, quality white paper, matte finish cover.
- ASIN: 1093789387
There's A Boy in the Girls' Bathroom
There's A Boy in the Girls'
The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .
- Color: Multicolor
- Brand: Random House NY
- ASIN: 0394805720
- UPC: 079808004992
The Best of the Best of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
The Best of the Best of Uncle John's
We stuffed the best stuff we’ve ever written into 576 glorious pages. Result: pure bathroom-reading bliss! You’re just a few clicks away from the most hilarious, head-scratching material that has made Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader an unparalleled publishing phenomenon. As always, the articles are divided into short, medium, and long for your sitting convenience. So treat yourself to the best of history, science, politics, and pop culture--plus the dumbest of the dumb crooks, the strangest of the strange lawsuits, and loads more, including . . .- The Barbados Tombs- The Lonely Phone Booth- The Origin of the Supermarket- The History of the IQ Test- Robots in the News- Tennessee’s Body Farm- Happy Donut Day!- The Origin of Nachos- The Birth of the Submarine- A Viewer's Guide to Rainbows- How the Mosquito Changed HistoryAnd much, much more!
- Brand: Portable Press
- ASIN: 1592239129
Uncle John's Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of Factiness Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Annual)
Uncle John's Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of
It’s all about the facts—and Uncle John is back with a ton of them!For the 32nd year, Uncle John and his loyal researchers have teamed up to bring you the latest tidbits from the world of pop culture, history, sports, and strange news stories. If you want to read about celebrity misdeeds, odd coincidences, and disastrous blunders, Uncle John’s Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of Factiness has what you need. With short articles for a quick trip to the throne room and longer page-turners for an extended visit, this all-new edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader is a satisfying read.
- Brand: Portable Press
- ASIN: 1684129842
Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated Bathroom Companion for Grown-Ups (Dirty Everyday Slang)
Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year: An Illustrated
Want more fascinating facts about poop? We've got a new book! Check out Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds: Astounding Fecal Facts from a Day in the City from author Deuce Flanagan on Amazon today. ONCE UPON A TIME . . .. . . when you were little, you learned that everyone poops. But did you ever discover how much? Well, sit down on that cold porcelain throne and get ready to laugh your butt off at the most amazing, hilarious, need-to-go facts on the one thing everyone does--but nobody talks about. Filled to the rim with piles of fascinating dirty fun, this illustrated kids' book for grown-ups answers all the questions you never thought to ask: •How do astronauts poop in space? •Where does poop go after you flush? •Why can I see the corn but not the chicken? •Can I light my poop on fire? •Who invented the first flushing toilet? •What's the poop on Michael Jackson, Elvis and John Wayne?
- Brand: Ulysses Press
- ASIN: 1569757771
Seinfeld Clip - George's Toilet Book
George takes a 'French Impressionist' book, into the toilet at a bookstore, and is forced to buy it. He then schemes to get rid of it.
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Wiping Sh*t On People Prank Part 5 : Bathroom Prank Gone Wrong
Wiping Sh*t On People Prank Part 5 : Bathroom Prank Gone Wrong also known as wiping poop on people prank So I brought back the bathroom prank gone wrong series I'm asking people for toilet paper but wiping nutella on them instead... they may think its poop lol. This is the Part 5 of the Prank Go...