How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun
The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
- Brand: Three Rivers Press CA
- ASIN: 045149492X
Dawn and the Impossible Three (The Baby-sitters Club Graphic Novel #5): A Graphix Book (The Baby-Sitters Club Graphix)
Dawn and the Impossible Three (The Baby-sitters Club
Dawn Schafer is the newest member of The Baby-sitters Club. While she's still adjusting to life in Stoneybrook after moving from sunny California, she's eager to accept her first big job. But taking care of the three Barrett kids would be too much for any baby-sitter. The house is always a mess, the kids are out of control, and Mrs. Barrett never does any of the things she promises. On top of all that, Dawn wants to fit in with the other members of the BSC, but she can't figure out how to get along with Kristy. Was joining The Baby-sitters Club a mistake?
- ASIN: 1338067117
New York Times Bestseller Gray Malin is the artist of the moment for the Hollywood and fashion elite. His awe-inspiring aerial photographs of beaches around the world are shot from doorless helicopters, creating playful and stunning celebrations of light, shape, and perspective, as well as summer bliss. Combining the spirit of travel, adventure, luxury, and artistry, Malin built his eponymous lifestyle brand from a deep passion for photography and interior design. His work forges the synergy between wanderlust and adventure, creating the ultimate visual escape.Beaches features more than twenty cities across six continents: Australia: Sydney; North America: Santa Monica, Miami, San Francisco, Kaua’i, Chicago, The Hamptons, and Cancun; South America: Rio de Janeiro; Europe: Capri, Rimini, Forte dei Marmi, Viareggio, Amalfi Coast, Barcelona, Lisbon and Saint-Tropez; Africa: Cape Town; Asia: Dubai
- Brand: ABRAMS
- ASIN: 1419720899
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
Mary Anne Saves the Day: Full-Color Edition (The Baby-Sitters Club Graphix #3)
Mary Anne Saves the Day: Full-Color Edition (The
This graphic novel adapted by Raina Telgemeier, the #1 New York Times bestselling, multiple Eisner Award-winning author of Smile, is now available in full color! When The Baby-Sitters Club gets into a huge fight, Mary Anne is left to her own devices. She has to eat by herself in the school cafeteria, figure out how to make new friends, and deal with her overprotective father. But the worst happens when she finds herself in a baby-sitting emergency and can't turn to her friends for help. Will Mary Anne solve her problems and save The Baby-sitters Club from falling apart? Raina Telgemeier, using the signature style featured in her acclaimed graphic novels Smile and Sisters, perfectly captures all the drama and humor of the original novel!
- Brand: Graphix
- ASIN: 054588621X
How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide
How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday
Essential (and emotionally intelligent) etiquette tips are packaged here alongside hilarious "Dick and Jane"–style illustrations. Laugh and learn. On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, divided into the categories of relationships, home, school, work, play, in transit, and on the internet. Paired with this essential wisdom are playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too.
- Brand: imusti
- ASIN: 1936976021
Christmas Songs: Interactive Children's Sound Book (10 Button Sound) (Early Bird Song)
Christmas Songs: Interactive Children's Sound Book (10 Button
Everyone loves Christmas music so come introduce your little one to the festive celebration! These classic Christmas carols and festive illustrations are sure to fill your home with holiday cheer! Introducing Christmas songs and carols to your holiday tradition is something the entire family can enjoy together. Classic Christmas songs include: Deck the Halls, Jingle Bells, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, Up on the Housetop, Away in a Manger, Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, O Come All Ye Faithful, O Little Town of Bethlehem, Joy to the World and We Wish You a Merry Christmas. • Christmas fun for little ones!• Listen to fun sayings including Santa's "Ho Ho Ho", the little reindeer wishing a "Merry Christmas," and everyone's favorite Jingle Bells tune• Sturdy board book with colorful illustrations gets toddlers ready for the holiday• Read the lyrics and then press the button to play the music and sing along. Aids in learning classic holiday song lyrics• Includes 10 classic Christmas songs• Part of the Early Bird Sound Books collection from Cottage Door Press.
- Brand: Cottage Door Press
- ASIN: 1680521225
Hot Rodding in Santa Barbara County (Images of America)
Hot Rodding in Santa Barbara County (Images of
California’s central coast was fertile ground for hot rodding, and all motor sports in general, during the 1940s and 1950s. Hot Rodding in Santa Barbara County takes the reader back in time with a collection of remarkable photographs from the earliest days of the hot rod movement. This book includes images of the first drag strips in the country, rough-and-tumble jalopy racing, early road-racing action, and lots of great hot rods and customs. Follow local hot-rodders as they take trips to El Mirage dry lake and the world-famous salt flats at Bonneville, Utah, and visit a long-lost world as seen through photographs taken from the personal albums of people who contributed to the birth of a culture that would spread across the nation.
- Brand: Arcadia Publishing SC
- ASIN: 1467132187
It's Christmas Eve and Santa is busy getting gussied up for the big night. But when he goes to put on his warm, cozy (holey, ragged) Christmas underwear, they're nowhere to be found! With undies for every occasion, he tries on the rest of his collection. But nothing is quite right. Just when he's about to give up he find a surprise from his considerate team of reindeer. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
- ASIN: 1585369543
A humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong, by the founder of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com.A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you won't be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst (along with a DIY "Stuff Your Own Mouse" lesson by an Insect Preparator from the American Museum of Natural History), showcasing the most perverse yet imaginative anatomical reconstructions of the animal kingdom you'll ever see.
- Brand: Kat Su
- ASIN: 1607748207
Hot & Heavy: 20 Sexy Coupons for Naughty Lovers
Hot & Heavy: 20 Sexy Coupons for Naughty
Sexy Time Just Got a Little Bit FilthierA naughty little book of coupons to get your lover panting for more.Includes 20 random acts of passion and dirty play, such as 'Lick it Off', 'Act it Out' and 'Wild Card'.For each favor, you'll also find a brief instructions that'll help you hit the spot.Great as a Valentines, birthday, or anniversary gift for your boyfriend, husband, girlfriend or wife.OR just because you want an extra excuse to get hot & heavy... you kinky beast.Add these to your cart now - a fun and sexy adventure awaits!
- ASIN: 1091851190
Technically, I might be breaking and entering,I didn't come down the chimney.And I'm no Ho (Ho Ho)But I did get my hands on his . . . Surprise Package.When I arrive at my remote holiday cottage, I don't expect to find a hot Scotsman in my bed. I also don't plan on being snowed in with him. He says I have the wrong address—that the cottage is his.But I think there's another story,One I'm determined to get out of him.Meanwhile, we’re stuck. Running out of clothes and sharing body heat. Okay, so that’s just wishful thinking.Because the man is the s*xiest thing I’ve ever seen in pajama pants,Let alone touched . . . ~*~ I was man-handled in my bed by a hot brunette. I thought Christmas had come early. But then the snow came, trapping us. Good job we get along like a house on fire. Sparks flying. Fingers burned. We're hot for each other now, But when the snow melts, Will we find out we're just too different to make this work? Surprise Package is a steamy, snowy bundle of fun, full of misunderstandings, smexy times, and more surprise packages than the fat man in red has in his sack!
- ASIN: B07L93CD2L
The Flea: The Amazing Story of Leo Messi
The Flea: The Amazing Story of Leo
The captivating story of soccer legend Lionel Messi, from his first touch at age five in the streets of Rosario, Argentina, to his first goal on the Camp Nou pitch in Barcelona, Spain. The Flea tells the amazing story of a boy who was born to play the beautiful game and destined to become the world's greatest soccer player.
- Brand: Michael Part Sole Books
- ASIN: 1938591097
How to Roast Everything: A Game-Changing Guide to Building Flavor in Meat, Vegetables, and More
How to Roast Everything: A Game-Changing Guide to
With over 175 foolproof recipes covering everything from simple roast chicken and pork loin to top sirloin roast, rack of lamb, and lobster, this authoritative volume offers a master class in the timeless art and science of roasting.Roast: It's at once a verb and a noun, a technique and a cut of meat, and a concept so familiar and seemingly simple that it has rarely been explored in a single volume. In How to Roast Everything, America's Test Kitchen expertly demonstrates the scope and versatility of roasting, exploring the many ways to coax big, bold flavor out of poultry, meat, seafood, fruits, and vegetables alike. Why do some recipes need a roasting rack and some don't? How do you take the temperature of a bone-in roast? Why roast fresh fruit? How (and why) do you tie up a tenderloin? These kitchen-tested recipes offer all the necessary answers and insights. With dozens of enticing flavor variations, clever tips, and masterful prep tricks spread across the information-packed pages, this book will quickly transform even novice home cooks into roasting experts. And while this collection offers plenty of stately centerpieces like Crown Roast of Pork and Butterflied Turkey with Cranberry-Molasses Glaze, it also proves that roasting suits every meal. With weeknight-friendly options...
- ASIN: 1945256222
Dirty Little Secret Santa (A Santa's Coming Short Story)
Dirty Little Secret Santa (A Santa's Coming Short
All Callie wanted for Christmas was a good man.All Grayson wanted was a good woman.Luckily, they were both on Santa's "Nice" list.But if they don't quit ignoring the obvious and let Santa's magic work, they might never get together.Looks like Santa will have to dig deep into his bag to pull off this very special Christmas gift.This holiday season sweet-and-steamy short story will make you believe in Santa Claus—and true love.
- ASIN: B07M5BJR37
How to Catch an Elf
How to Catch an
A New York Times and USA Today Bestseller! "With delightful rhymes, How to Catch an Elf slots itself into place along such classics as "The Night Before Christmas."―Foreword ReviewsYou've been waiting all year long, and now it's finally Christmas Eve! Is this the year you'll finally catch an elf? Start a new Christmas tradition with this hilarious children's book from the creators of the New York Times best-seller How to Catch a Leprechaun!"It's Christmas Eve! Hip hip, hooray!Yes, Santa's coming 'round.He's bringing toys to girls and boysin every house in town.""Some kids have tried to catch him,but Santa's fast, you see!So they've set their eyes on a smaller prize,and now they're after me!"
- Brand: imusti
- ASIN: 1492646318
- UPC: 760789263071
Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites)
Jingle My Balls
NICKMy firm has been hired to make sure Holly gets her biggest Christmas wish.The rules are simple:Seduction and fantasy, and absolutely no sex.But, the moment I get a look at the delicious redhead all rules go out the window faster than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas night.I shouldn’t touch her, but it is the season of giving, after all.And I really want to give Holly a night we both will never forget.The problem is, once she wraps that sweet little tongue on my candy cane,I want much more than just one night.Warning: Welcome to Jenika and Jordan’s Hot-Bite Christmas where the packages are big, the stockings are definitely hung, and snow isn’t the only thing that gets plowed. We’ve decided you’ve been good this year, so pull up a chair and enjoy a quick, dirty little cup of Christmas Cheer.
- ASIN: B0786NJ1YW
A Connecticut Christmas: Celebrating the Holiday in Classic New England Style
A Connecticut Christmas: Celebrating the Holiday in Classic
Celebrate the Holiday Traditions of the Nutmeg State!A Connecticut Christmas is a photographic journey celebrating classic New England traditions, beauty, spirit, and community surrounding the holiday. From light displays to decorated churches and inns, spectacular private homes, festivals, carolers, town greens, and picturesque villages, this beautiful book of images and accompanying essays takes readers on a magical holiday tour through the Nutmeg State.
- ASIN: 1493026054
The Hook-Up Before Christmas: A Holiday Short Story
The Hook-Up Before Christmas: A Holiday Short
Twas the night before Christmas, and all Toi Jameson has is a list of holiday demands from family and a bare tree still awaiting decorations. However, the tree isn’t her only neglect on this lonely night. Toi hopes a one-and-done hook-up with her ex will revive her holiday spirit. Instead, she gets a surprise that might land her on Santa’s naughty list.This holiday story is short and contains both profanity and sexual content. If you're offended by either, you may want to select another story to enjoy.
- ASIN: B07M5HL3F2
Red Hot ‘SANTA’ Jacqueline Fernandez celebrates Christmas
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Snow Miser/Heat Miser Song
The Snow Miser and Heat Miser song from the 1974 Christmas TV special, The Year Without A Santa Claus.