Many men aim high; Tom Farrell dares to be average. While his friends accumulate wedding rings, mortgages, and even, alarmingly, babies, Tom still lives alone in his rented apartment with nothing but condiments and alcohol in his refrigerator. He spends Saturday mornings watching cartoons and eating Cocoa Puffs out of an Empire Strikes Back bowl, and devotes the rest of the weekend to his other favorite hobbies: sports and girls. His credo, to think and act like a thirteen-year-old boy at all times, has worked well enough to land him a decent job writing headlines for the New York Tabloid. But neither his personal life nor his professional life has any forward momentum; he's occupied the same cubicle since the first George Bush was president and is currently "between girlfriends." At thirty-two, it starts to occur to him: There's a fine line between picky and loser. Enter a sly, beautiful coworker named Julia. After a few torrid dates, Tom is hooked. "She's like cleaning behind my refrigerator. A once-in-a-lifetime thing." But the closer he gets to Julia, the more elusive she becomes. Frustrated, Tom seeks the dubious advice of his buddy Shooter, a shallow sexual gladiator, and wonders why he keeps getting into arguments with Bran, his smart, sarcastic "default date." But then tr...
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I Love Monkey
Every child is a marvel, a unique and irreplaceable gift to the world -- but, down deep, not every child believes it. It's up to us -- parents, teachers and grandparents -- to let our children know that they are loved and treasured just as they are. That's what makes "I Love Monkey" such a special book. Throughout the book Monkey tries to be something special -- a squirrel, a bunny, a grasshopper, a fish. But Monkey finally realizes that the most special thing of all is to just be yourself -- no one in the whole wide world can ever do that better than you.
- Brand: Compendium Inc
- ASIN: 1932319522
- UPC: 749190044400
Burton & Burton 9731871 Plush Love You More Astronaut Monkey Plush Toys
The hilarious New York Times bestselling picture book about dealing with unexplained feelings...and the danger in suppressing them!Jim the chimpanzee is in a terrible mood for no good reason. His friends can't understand it--how can he be in a bad mood when it's SUCH a beautiful day? They encourage him not to hunch, to smile, and to do things that make THEM happy. But Jim can't take all the advice...and has a BIT of a meltdown. Could it be that he just needs a day to feel grumpy?Suzanne and Max Lang bring hilarity and levity to this very important lesson. This picture book is an excellent case study in the dangers of putting on a happy face and demonstrates to kids that they are allowed to feel their feelings (though they should be careful of hurting others in the process!).
- Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE LLC
- ASIN: 0553537865
I Love Monkey Discovery Kit
I Love Monkey Discovery
Parents and grandparents---this is one gift your child will always remember and never forget. Here’s the treasured “I Love Monkey” book and the huggable Monkey plush---both packaged together in a delightful storage box, with magnetic closure. More fun than a barrel of. . .
- Brand: Compendium Inc
- ASIN: 1932319964
Love in Infant Monkeys: Stories
Love in Infant Monkeys:
Lions, Komodo dragons, dogs, monkeys, and pheasants all have shared spotlights and tabloid headlines with celebrities such as Sharon Stone, Thomas Edison, and David Hasselhoff. Millet hilariously tweaks these unholy communions to run a stake through the heart of our fascination with famous people and pop culture.While in so much fiction animals exist as symbols of good and evil or as author stand-ins, they represent nothing but themselves in Millet’s ruthlessly lucid prose. Implacable in their actions, the animals in Millet’s spiraling fictional riffs and flounces show up their humans as bloated with foolishness yet curiously vulnerable, as in a tour-de-force Kabbalah-infused interior monologue by Madonna after she shoots a pheasant on her Scottish estate. Millet treads newly imaginative territory with these charismatic tales.
- Brand: Soft Skull Press
- ASIN: 1593762526
Webkinz Plush Stuffed Animal Love Monkey, valentine
I Love You, Little Monkey
I Love You, Little
Little Monkey is being naughty. So Big Monkey gets very angry and Little Monkey ends up very sad. But even though Big Monkey doesn't always like the naughty things Little Monkey does, one thing is clear: Big Monkey loves Little Monkey. Always.
- Brand: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
- ASIN: 1416924817
Keklle Creative Cute Monkeys Love Dashboard Decorations Car Home Office Ornaments Best Birthday Holiday Gift (Monkey Banana)
Keklle Creative Cute Monkeys Love Dashboard Decorations Car
BRAND► FULL WERK specialize in automotive replacement parts & car care.► We are committed to do the best products, provide the best quality service, the customer first is our only faith.SPECIFICATIONS► 2"x3"► Weight: 0.25kg► Material: Resin ► Package: 1 Set include 2 pcs SERVICEIf you receive the goods, there's damage or other quality problems, please contact us as soon as, we will be willing to serve you!It's the best choice for your life!
- Color: Monkey Banana
- Brand: Keklle
- ASIN: B01MS0GSGQ
- UPC: 612957675745
Love Monkey 01x01 p.1
Copyright to CBS. Disclaimer: No infringement intended. I loved this show - release it on DVD and I'll buy it for everyone I know. A show about A&R and the music business.
An original animated film by Edward Monkton. A story about how to find true love, and how to make it flourish and grow with your own special Love Monkey. Send it on and SPREAD the LOVE....
Tommy Trash - "Monkey In Love" (Official Video)
Monkey In Love is released on July 22nd by Size Records Watch Tommy Trash - Monkey See Monkey Do: http://youtu.be/x4pON5WfNbM Watch Tommy Trash Talk About His Career: http://youtu.be/MDQPJT3ex2Q Buy this track: http://btprt.dj/14xpgly Tommy Trash: https://www.facebook.com/therealtommytrash Si...